Wednesday, December 31, 2008
RIP 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Fraudster Fleeces Fry's
Fry's electronics store is something of a Silicon Valley legend. Founded in 1985 in Sunnyvale, the store started out as a geek's gathering spot; the sort of place where you could buy everything from obscure components to complete computers. From those early origins, the company has grown to where they now have 34 stores nationwide and turn over north of $2 billion per annum.
(Just as an aside, any of you visiting in this area who is interested in technology then do yourselves a favour and make a pilgrimage to one of the multiple Fry's locations. Each store has some sort of theme and the one in Palo Alto is fun as it's the Wild West. However, this is not the Fry's of old. Much more space is now dedicated to everything from fridges to folders, cameras to chocolate, and that close knit "geeks only" feel has gone. Nevertheless, it continues to attract the Valley's brightest and best who can be found wandering the electronics and components aisles still. It's also remained true, therefore, that the best way to learn anything in Fry's about what they have in stock and how it works is to ask one of the customers, their sales people being, err, "variable" in their knowledge, shall we say.)
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, all was not well: there was a traitor in their midst. A company VP, earning a salary reported to be $225k per annum, (which is more than I get paid in case you were wondering if I was one of those fat-cat CEOs the media bang on about) had more expensive tastes than this could reasonably cover. Therefore, he decided to make a little extra on the side, to the quite staggering tune of $65 million ...
By setting things up so that there were no other sales staff between him and his suppliers, it's alleged, he was able to offer them more attractive pricing and terms in exchange for a "marketing" fee that was supposed to offer them preferential treatment for things like advertising, shelf positioning etc. Those fees were channeled through a shell company the defendant owned, and in just a few short years got built up into quite a nice little nest egg for him to cash out on ... except it didn't.
Believe it or not, in parallel he managed to rack up debts in Las Vegas to the tune of $162 million. Yup, close to $100m underwater. To the Vegas mob. In three years.
Unsurprisingly, the Judge, upon letting Siddiqui out on bail, banned the defendant from travelling to Las Vegas. But he needn't have bothered. Doubtless Las Vegas will be paying a visit to Siddiqui instead .... and most likely by one of their employees whose middle name is "the".
What is it about Christmas and fraud??
Monday, December 22, 2008
What's An Eyeball Worth?
Interesting Business Week article on the social news site Digg. Digg is basically a news aggregater, relying on Internet users to vote for stories they like that then find their way onto the Digg site; the more votes - or "Diggs" - the higher the story ranks, and hence the closer to the top of the site it's displayed. So far, so what? Does this have any real-world enterprise value? Let's see.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Jobs-Worth?
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Shocking
Believe it or not, the picture here was part of a series from Austria, produced in the 1930s, warning of the dangers of electrocution. Not sure that this is immediately obvious from the drawing, nor indeed that the risk of getting zapped from a dodgy lamp via a cow is actually that high, though I can accept that in pre-WWII Austria this might have had a slightly higher chance of occurring than would be the case today. (It did though seem to require an odd coincidence of events to occur, from said faulty lamp going live, through to the cow having it's tail wrapped round the lamp casing and requiring a bare-footed milking maid to boot, err, or rather not be booted.)
Cautious lot those Austrians, as the other one shown above indicates. Is no one safe, not even a bloke with two bedside lamps and a grasping fixation??
(Thanks to Bre Pettis for making these available via Flickr here.)
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Daylight Robbery
In the Valley we are used to large sums of money being made and lost seemingly overnight, so it takes quite a lot to make us sit up and take notice. However, when one bloke manages to burn through $50 billion, even we have to pay attention and doff our caps.
You really have to be pretty impressed with what Madoff (pronounced "made off", as in "made off with a huge wad of other people's money") accomplished. I mean, do you know how hard he, personally, had to work to dump that much? To put this in context, at the end of 2007, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation had investments worth around $38 billion. In order to house the necessary staff to handle things like investment management and funds disbursement, these guys are building a downtown Seattle campus on 12 acre lot. Big. Scale. Stuff.
Contrast this with Madoff. Seems this scam operation was run out of one floor of Madoff's New York office building, underneath the two floors dedicated to his other business of market trading. The same article goes on to say that the auditor who had been signing off the accounts is already under investigation. This highly complex task was, it seems, entrusted to an operation comprising one partner, who is in his seventies and living in Florida, and who employs one accountant and a secretary. That's it. Please contrast this with the audit we are currently doing at my company, a Silicon Valley start-up, where we've had a team of 4 variously on site for weeks at a time for a business that's almost 4 orders of magnitude smaller.
While public companies have to live under the broad and heavy yoke of Sarbanes Oxley, the fact that a $50 billion hedge fund can get away instead with using the sort of operation that would struggle to handle the accounts of your local sweet shop, it is clear that something is fundamentally broken at the base of the regulatory framework.
This jerk gets $50 billion free-and-clear to play with while real companies, producing real products (albeit largely crappy ones) like GM and Chrysler, can't even get a civil word, let alone a hand-out, from the very legislators that allowed this whole situation to fester for years unchecked? Fire the bloody lot of them, country-wide, and start again. And by "them" I mean Congress.
Madoff is a complete and utter scam artist, running an obviously illegal pyramid scheme. Congress is a collection of weak and venal politicians who can see no further than their next boondoggle, narrow self-interest,special interest payoff or electoral contest. Against them, it's hard not to prefer Madoff, minor failings like iceberg-scale embezzlement aside.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Abandonment
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Where To Live In Silicon Valley?
Monday, December 8, 2008
Busy Week
Friday, December 5, 2008
Deliverance Cottage
Thursday, December 4, 2008
You're Doing It Wrong
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Bank Of The Mafia
According to the BBC, luckless business owners in Italy are having to seek alternate sources of funding in order to keep going in these credit-constrained days. In short, when Banko di Highstreet fails you, turn instead to the Banko di Cosa Nostra.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Valley Hillbillies
Monday, December 1, 2008
From Bad To Worse
Fresh from the rumour mill, it seems that one Silicon Valley equipment manufacturer is predicting sales in one division will come in at 25% of what was originally predicted. Yes, you read that right, a 75% miss. Another rumour is that a major semiconductor manufacturer came within $20m of running out of cash, and that's in a business doing close to $5 billion world-wide on an annual basis. Meanwhile, companies across the globe are making cuts in both production capacity (semiconductors to name but one) and ongoing operating expenses as the calender 4Q plays out. (Oh, and as the big three U.S. auto makers head to Washington again to try for bailout round 2, GM is spreading the love to their dealer networks by allegedly refusing to make incentive payment unless they take more inventory ... which they can't anyway sell but it makes GM look, well, slightly less worse I suppose.)
In short, the January reporting season is going to be extremely ugly as retail companies give-up and fold now the Christmas bubble has popped, and industrial companies report the quarter in which they felt the worst impacts of the worldwide slowdown. And it is worth noting here that Wall Street today is only operating on the basis of reports reflecting the early signs of slowdown, the full economic impacts of which have yet to be fully felt.
2009 could yet be a record-breaking year, but not the good kind ....
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Art Prize
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Stealth Layoffs at Google?
Monday, November 24, 2008
Porsche 911 Battery
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Serendipity
Actress Pier Angeli, 22, clad in strapless chiffon party dress, exhulting in a downpour of rain as she stands knee-deep in a woodland pond.
Date taken: June 09, 1954
Photographer: Allan Grant
Friday, November 21, 2008
Sunset On The Financial Community
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Zeppelins Over San Francisco
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tesla Has It's Own Begging Bowl
Tesla is hitting up the Feds for bailout money too. Yeah, they claim it's to build new models and that tapping the Department of Energy isn't the same as milking money from the Treasury, but quite frankly that's all BS.
GM Adopts Nigerian Business Practices
"Dear XXXXX,
You made the right choice when you put your confidence in General Motors, and we appreciate your past support. I want to assure you that we are making our best vehicles ever, and we have exciting plans for the future. But we need your help now. Simply put, we need you to join us to let Congress know that a bridge loan to help U.S. automakers also helps strengthen the U.S. economy and preserve millions of American jobs.
Despite what you may be hearing, we are not asking Congress for a bailout but rather a loan that will be repaid.
The U.S. economy is at a crossroads due to the worldwide credit crisis, and all Americans are feeling the effects of the worst economic downturn in 75 years. Despite our successful efforts to restructure, reduce costs and enhance liquidity, U.S. auto sales rely on access to credit, which is all but frozen through traditional channels.
The consequences of the domestic auto industry collapsing would far exceed the $25 billion loan needed to bridge the current crisis. According to a recent study by the Center for Automotive Research:
• One in 10 American jobs depends on U.S. automakers
• Nearly 3 million jobs are at immediate risk• U.S. personal income could be reduced by $150 billion
• The tax revenue lost over 3 years would be more than $156 billion
Discussions are now underway in Washington, D.C., concerning loans to support U.S. carmakers. I am asking for your support in this vital effort by contacting your state representatives.
Please take a few minutes to go to http://email.generalmotors.bfi0.com/W0RH007CBE8BF8FD9D7FC290A65960, where we have made it easy for you to contact your U.S. senators and representatives. Just click on the "I'm a Concerned American" link under the "Mobilize Now" section, and enter your name and ZIP code to send a personalized e-mail stating your support for the U.S. automotive industry.
Let me assure you that General Motors has made dramatic improvements over the last 10 years. In fact, we are leading the industry with award-winning vehicles like the Chevrolet Malibu, Cadillac CTS, Buick Enclave, Pontiac G8, GMC Acadia, Chevy Tahoe Hybrid, Saturn AURA and more. We offer 18 models with an EPA estimated 30 MPG highway or better — more than Toyota or Honda. GM has 6 hybrids in market and 3 more by mid-2009. GM has closed the quality gap with the imports, and today we are putting our best quality vehicles on the road.
Please share this information with friends and family using the link on the site.
Thank you for helping keep our economy viable."
Love the last line. You just couldn't make this stuff up. (Oh and in case you were wondering, the Centre For Automotive Research cited above is indeed funded by the car companies and the unions. Probably about the only thing they can agree on is that the best propaganda is always disguised as an independent research report.)
Frankly, I wouldn't give GM a brass farthing without first seeing them go into Chapter 11. They were losing money 12 months ago before things turned south, and now it's bleeding away so fast that they are all but dead by year-end. Even as the economy does recover, there's no way GM will have done what they need to do to get costs under control without Chapter 11 protection, a fact even Congress must see.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The Other Shoe
So the inevitable happened: Yang "stepped down" as CEO at Yahoo. With the share price now trading at barely one-third of the cash offer made by Microsoft back in February, even the Yahoo board finally sat up and took notice. Jerry will stay in the big chair until a replacement is found when he will return to being Chief Yahoo, a no-line-management role that allows him to sit in a corner and think about stuff.
Now the fun bit starts, namely speculation about who they will sucker attract to Yahoo to take over. Obviously, all those internal to the company who could have stepped up a few months ago have already bailed so they'll have to go outside, doubtless amidst cries of "fresh blood" and "new ideas". (Yes, exactly the same logic they used to explain bringing Semel on board from Hollywood, a step you can argue led them down this treacherous path in the first place.)
Friday, November 14, 2008
Firing Employees - Literally
Breaking news here in Silicon Valley is that a worker, laid off from a small, fabless semiconductor firm earlier in the week, just went back and shot to death three co-workers.
We saw this happen earlier this century when the last bubble burst, and I'm very sorry to hear that we are headed into such ugly territory once again. Condolences to the families of the victims who died from a such a brutal, cowardly and utterly uneccesary act.
Laying-off employees is never easy, regardless of whether it's one, a hundred or over a thousand. Having now to think about as well which ones are likely to go postal on you certainly doesn't make things any easier on either side of the divide.
With all this in mind, Jonathan Schwartz at Sun might want to go and buy a bullet-proof vest right around now ... they just announced up to 6,000 additional jobs will be cut.
I'm not especially picking on Sun - I'll leave that to others better equipped than I - because as we've seen there are firings happening all around us. However, they do earn the tag of being serial offenders in this particular area. How the mighty can fall in but a few short years.
It's all scary stuff out there, even before fretting about lunatics with handguns stalking the office parks of Silicon Valley.
NASA's Top 50
Thursday, November 13, 2008
RED Alert
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
More Bad News
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Here We Go Again
Having managed to get a few days at home, it's now time to leave again. This time around it's just a relatively short hop to Texas, returning Wednesday.
With all that's happening in the economy, we've decided to do about the only thing that makes sense at this stage: go on the offensive and see what we can make of this quarter. We have stuff in the pipeline to close, so we need to close it. Anyway, that's partly the reason for the up-tick in travel, that and getting some other things underway for 2009.
The next couple of months will tell the whole of Silicon Valley a lot about what the future may bring, big company or small. For those with real businesses selling actual products to Fortune 500 customers, we need to pay close attention to what the customer is telling us about their plans and priorities going forwards. For Web 2.0 plays that rely on somehow monetizing advertising dollars, that writing is already on the wall and it's far from eloquent or upbeat. Fortunately, we are in the former category rather than the latter so we have the luxury of a little time in order to see how things play out.
If some extended time on aeroplanes is what it takes, so be it. I just wish they'd find a way to stop them from being large, cylindrical disease vectors into which you get packed sardine-tight just in order to ensure the maximum exposure to everything from a light cold to leprosy.
"Catch a flight and catch the flu", would be a more accurate slogan than any the airlines currently run. And I can vouch for that one being solid, 24-carat-true.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Yup, Feel Just Like That
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Bacon Special
Sunday, November 2, 2008
He Did It! Cue "We Are The Champions"
At the last corner on the final lap of the ultimate 2008 F1 Grand Prix season, Lewis Hamilton gained back the one place he needed in order to clinch the world driver's championship. Just as he lost by one point last year, so he duly won the most coveted prize in motor racing by one point also in this.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Time For Sun-set?
Thursday, October 30, 2008
World Ending - Just Deserts At Google
Ah yes, early signs that the on-going meltdown of capitalism is impacting even Google, or at least the lavish perks Googlers have come to take for granted. The notice, as reproduced below -and thanks to Silicon Alley Insider for this one - was sent round the New York offices of Google. (Please do though take a look at the linked article to see the inaugural menu so you can get a taste of what, err, you won't be tasting.)
Hi Everyone,
Changes have been made recently to programs throughout our company to ensure cost effectiveness and consistency across offices. In New York City, our food service team has closely examined cafe usage, food consumption and labor costs to find areas where efficiency can be improved without compromising food quality and nutrition. We would like to announce the following NYC-specific changes to the food service program:
* Meals: The below hours were determined to be the most cost effective to serve meals based on traffic flow to cafes.
* Breakfast will be served from 8:30-9:30am (formerly 8:00-9:30am) and the menu will be simplified.
* Lunch will be served from 11:30am-2:00pm (formerly 11:30-2:30pm).
* Dinner will be served from 6:30-8:00pm (formerly 6:00-8:00pm). Please note that dinner is provided for those working late in the office and is not intended to be taken home.
* Microkitchens: Those of you who have been around for a while know that the microkitchens started for a variety of good reasons, including a genuine desire to make it easy for folks to grab some food while working long and/or odd hours. While we are staying true to that original purpose, we are also looking for ways to be smarter, more cost-efficient, and more earth-friendly in the usage and product offerings of our microkitchens.
* There will be changes to the selection of snacks in the microkitchens. We will be sending a survey to Googlers in NYC soon asking for them to vote on their favorite snacks.
* Socials and Guest Policy
* Afternoon tea on Tuesdays will be suspended. Similar to Mountain View, there may be occasional surprise "snack attacks" in the future.
* On those occasions when a senior executive would like to speak at TGIAF, temps, contractors, vendors and guests will be restricted from attending, for confidentiality reasons.
* To maintain consistency with other Google offices, we are going to adopt the guest policy announced in MV last month. Please see below for more detail about this policy.
We look forward to continuing to provide Googlers with a great meal experience every day. Questions, comments or concerns can be sent to [REDACTED]@google.com.
Thank you,
Shocking. Next they will ban pyjamas in the workplace and actually make people work on real stuff that matters. Fancy that. And for those of you who can spell schadenfreude without first looking it up, bets on when we'll see the first round of Google lay-offs? April '09 gets my vote.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
On The Plus Side
Layoffs are starting to bite here in Silicon Valley. Any young company that relies on click-throughs, eyeballs, web-traffic or advertising spend in order to have a business model is about to have a tough few quarters. For example, following their doom-and-gloom presentation, Sequoia's portfolio companies are cutting back on average by 30%. However, they are not the only ones. Some 50,000 tech job cuts have been announced spanning everything from semiconductors to PCs, cell phones to cars.
This is nothing new to California's high-tech businesses. In its short history Silicon Valley has already lived through several cycles of up-and-down, with the more recent-prior in 2001 being, of course, the worst by far.
At this point we don't yet know how wide or how deep this new rift in the high-tech landscape will become. Yes, it's going to hurt; yes, we'll get through it and something else will propel the next run-up. It may be green-tech, bio-tech, web-tech, nano-tech or something-else-tech, but somehow we'll figure something out. "Hope springs eternal" as they say, and nowhere quicker or more vigorously than in Silicon Valley.
Meanwhile, Starbuck's will get clogged with unemployed geeks renting wi-fi by nursing a small coffee for 5 hours, property prices will fall further as people migrate away from the area, and the incessant calls from stock brokers touting for business will become even more strident.
However, experience tells us that on the plus side at least the commute will get easier....
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Made It Back
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Yea, Now We're Winning ... Kind Of
Over breakfast, I found myself reading an article in the european edition of the Financial Times discussing the impact of the precipitious fall in world oil prices.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Night Races
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
What the 360 Means in Xbox 360
"Degrees of rotation" would be the answer, at least in this case. This GT3 nerfed the car in front between turns two and three, somewhere close to the back of the pack. Lots of tyre smoke (blue stuff front left) and bits of bodywork was the result, along with the exit of this competitor from the race. If only it had been hit by a car sponsored by Nintendo then the world would have been in perfect harmony, but alas not!