Dead-deer Sex

Now there's a headline I never thought I'd get to use. Amazingly enough, it also appears to be true. A Wisconsin man is being charged with exactly that crime - having sex with the carcass of a dead dear - and if you follow the link you'll find some very interesting court documents describing how, in the opinion of the circuit judge, the Wisconsin law prohibiting sex with animals can apply whether or not they are alive.

Bambi, whatever you do, stay clear of Wisconsin ...