Saturday, June 30, 2007
UK Terror Attacks
Friday, June 29, 2007
iPhone - Not My Phone
The Terminator's Musical Box?
Frankenstein meets Jean Michel Jarre? However you classify it, seems from the video that this is one instrument you want to see "live". Hard to describe this thing except by sticking to the facts: it's a solid-state Tesla coil generating long, high-voltage sparks modulated to create musical notes.
Probably won't be featuring as a prop for a pub band near you anytime soon but I bet it will show up at some heavy metal thrash in the not too distant future.
Enjoy. I found it oddly compelling.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Paris Liberated - So How Was It For You?
Anyone watch the interview with the newly-released PH last night on Larry King? Nope, me neither. I was at a (free - kind of) Sheryl Crow concert, courtesy of Freescale, at the Hard Rock Cafe in Universal Studios. (I did say we geeks know how to party, right?) However, I did just see a couple of highlights and wished I'd recorded it, if for no other reason than to help me get to sleep tonight.
Larry King had to keep finishing her sentences; she denied ever taking drugs (yeah, right); her favourite bible passage was "don't have one"; yes, she was strip-searched; and overall the whole experience was "gross". She claimed to have read to pass the time (hard to believe) and to have written down her thoughts (laughable).
Oh, and she overcame her claustrophobia in the second stint in the pokey by "talking to herself". Bet that was a thrilling externalised Socratic dialogue .....
Please, oh powerful TV gods, can we now have her sink into total obscurity?? Please?
Monster Golf Drive
Fancy Hotel Syndrome
I Wins Again
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Photo Quiz 3
Monday, June 25, 2007
Bomb Scare In The Air
Yup, I was on that United flight diverted because of a “suspicious device”. And here’s the secret that wasn’t revealed on the 6 o’clock news – it was a broken calculator. I know, because the bloke that found it was in the window seat next to where I was sitting.
First off, United began the day swimmingly by posting that the departure of UA292, SFO to MCO (Orlando) would be about 35 minutes late because the in-bound was held up somewhere. Alas, they subsequently forgot to mention in the Red Carpet club that,rather than hanging around waiting for it to show, United had instead found another 757 stuck down the back of the sofa and given us that one to play with. Just by luck I happened by the monitors and saw that the departure time had been set back to 2:51 pm again. Excellent – just time to collect my stuff up and head off, arriving at the gate right as it was boarding.
Some 10 minutes after I had sat down, the guy in the window seat shows up all hot and sweaty, as no one had told him either that it was back on track and now leaving on time. Anyway, some 35 minutes late (so yes, we were now leaving when the original, delayed plane was supposed to) we were ready to take off.
A few minutes after we were airborne, man-in-window-seat (MIWS) asks me if I have a screwdriver about my person. Well, actually, no, being as how TSA tends to frown on such things these days. He then shows me something he found in the seat pocket in front of him. I take a look, and it was a small, thin calculator with a diary function included, but one that clearly wasn’t working anymore. He took it back, stared at it for a bit and then called the stewardess. At this point, I knew we were screwed; even more so when he explained what he had found as follows: “Excuse me, but I found this in the seat pocket. None of the buttons work, it’s set to the wrong date and the back’s scuffed-up.” Nice going, Sherlock.
Stewardess trots off towards the pointy end of the plane and returns a couple of minutes later to re-check his story, and presumably to see if he’d donned a turban and grown a beard. Finding nothing amiss with Mr. MIWS, off she trots once more, and then comes back and restarts the drinks service. Could sanity prevail? Hell no.
Next up, some bloke in an embroidered shirt and a fashionable beard shows up and starts the questioning thing all over again on Mr. MIWS. Where did you find it? Who are you? Who are you travelling with? He was clearly one of the air marshals that now travel the friendly skies on a regular basis, and for once actually found something to do.
Things drag on for a bit, and then the real fun begins. The video system is shutdown and the stewardesses all run around collecting headphones and blankets like, well, like they were suddenly worth something for a start. One then came on the intercom and started waffling about “certain procedures” and “we’ll get through this with teamwork”, the latter phrase which she then repeats multiple times over the next ten minutes. (By the time we landed she seemed almost on the verge of hysteria, her voice starting to crack.)
Next up, the cleared the back four rows and made the displaced passengers sit in rows further forward. “OK”, you may say, “so what?” Well, alas, the flight was full and so they had to perch in between existing passengers, almost none of which had the faintest idea why this was happening. Indeed, all this time there was no information of any short except the same phrases getting repeated time and time again. Meanwhile, the now “suspicious device” is all wrapped and cozy inside a heap of blankets and securely bound by yes, you guessed it, headphone cords.
We land, and the pilot comes on and says there’s this security thing and how we should sit there and wait for a nice man to come on the plane and tell us what to do. Fair ‘nuff. But you have to wonder why, if they felt this was serious enough to divert us to Denver airport, and in very short order at that, they were then OK with parking the plane at a normal gate in the B terminal, right between two other aircraft, and surrounded by terminal buildings, fuel trucks and ground staff?
The entire plane then disembarked into buses and we were told we had the fun of being re-screened again but then to head back to the departure gate. Fine, except no one told the security people at airport screening, so they wouldn’t let us through to be scanned because, surprise, surprise, no one had a boarding pass! After another 15 minutes someone more senior than the janitor’s dog showed up and we were allowed to move on through the process. Long story short, we re-boarded a flight that was now 4 hours late and due to arrive into Orlando at 3 am.
Once seated, they reassured us that the plane had been searched by the FBI and TSA, and then the “aisles, seats and overhead bins had been checked by a bomb-sniffing dog”. Blimey. That was either a giant dog whose head was 6 feet from the ground and could reach high enough to do that, or it was some kind of midget breed that they could bung into each bin to check it out by scampering around. The things the Feds have at their disposal that we can only dream of….
Having handled the “device” in question then to me it was over-reaction, but that doesn’t mean I was surprised by the response. However, what did depress me was the total lack of information supplied on what was *actually* happening at any point in this whole production, with instead meaningless phrases being substituted for us all being treated like adults. And that, to my way of thinking, is unacceptable.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Orlando, sans Disney
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Morning Light
Friday, June 22, 2007
CIA Family Jewels - now open for viewing!
Next week, the CIA is declassifying a number of documents that have been referred to as the "Family Jewels" because they detail key operations that the agency wanted to keep buried, but an early sight of a 6 page summary document has been made available today here.
In 1973, the newly appointed Director demanded a report detailing all the skeletons that were in the CIA's cupboard so he had some idea as to what he was getting himself into. By the end of June, all 693 pages of that report will finally be declassified and there's been much media speculation today as to what might get revealed about assassination plots and the like.
(As background and for those of you outside the country, it's worth remembering that the CIA is prohibited from pursuing covert activities inside the USA against its citizenry, so much of what is supposed to be in this report relating to domestic operations goes against that law.)
Anyway, as you may imagine I was hoping for graphic reports of nefarious plots with exploding cigars, poisons, people being abducted to foreign countries and tortured (sound familiar?) etc. Alas no - or maybe not yet, at least. Castro-hunting aside, it all seems rather amateurish, like MI2.5 got the subcontract to handle this stuff and they put it in the in-tray of Mr. Bean.
In summary, it seems they opened a few letters going to Russia and Cuba, broke into a couple of apartments, and followed some people about for a bit. (Does anyone think this stuff isn't still going on??) But then I hit pay-dirt. Have a butchers at this ...
"Between 1967 and 1973, the CIA funded research in some institutions, apparently including academic institutions, on the general topic of behavioural modification." Cool! A secret plot to create a plague of zombies they could send to Moscow! It continues, "According to Colby, these activities included the participation - 'on an unwitting basis' - of some US citizens, who were not told of the true nature of the testing." Secret drug trials? Neurotoxins? Let's see. "The example given by Colby was that of a pole put in the middle of a sidewalk, with peoples' observations recorded as to which side of the pole they would walk."
The vicious bastards. How could they? Such unspeakable cruelty, even in the face of the obvious Red Menace, is hard to justify - let alone condone - were it practiced on enemy combatants at Gitmo, let alone innocent civilians wandering along the street in the late 1960s. I am sickened. I may have to move back to the UK in protest and in order to preserve my civil liberties.
I predict an Oliver Stone/Michael Moore film about this appearing at a cinema near you very soon.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Amber Light
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Do We Expect Too Much From Technology?
That's why this post from the highly-regarded Rob Galbraith was very interesting. Based on extensive real-world usage, he sees the new auto-focus capabilities as a backward step compared to the previous model and this leaves many pros now wondering what's happening over at Canon's Japanese HQ where the company has been on a roll of late.
In the sequences he shows, clearly the nature of the subject constitutes a very difficult test. For example, the sequence of a girl running shows that the main centre AF sensor starts out on a plain black shirt and is constantly crossed by her arm moving up and down as she runs. But let's remember that this is exactly the sort of situation the camera is supposed to be designed for and hence this is what makes the analysis so interesting.
We all know engineering is a discipline of compromise, and I'm sure that's at play here deep within the bowels of Canon. For example, the faster shooting speed may generate other focus issues not encountered before; up-down sensitivity vs. left-right might now be different; certain lenses may be better at keeping up than others; the whole set-up may be much more sensitive to calibration than before; and who knows what else.
I guess the good news is that cameras these days are no more than computers with a lens on the front so fixing this is probably just a matter of downloading a software update, if indeed there's something here that needs "fixing". Either way, fascinating stuff and I'll continue to monitor this as things develop (sorry for the pun).
(And the answers to your other questions are: "approx $4.5k retail", and "thinking about it, but likely too rich for my needs/abilities".)
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
They Must Have Invented Anti-Cheese
Monday, June 18, 2007
Valley Un-rumours
So Semel is out at Yahoo! then, eh? Seems like Yang's annointed successor is no longer in the driving seat, instead being shuffled to the (non) role of Chairman.
I remember when this - i.e. his joining Yahoo! - all went down in 2001, it was lauded as "Hollywood takes over Silicon Valley". Of course, it's the reverse that's really happening, with the likes of Apple, Netflix and others leading the charge to help the celluloid barons down south understand that the world is changing and that they are better off getting with the program than they are trying to slap security around it and hold back the digital tide.
Anyway, Yahoo! is trading up after the close so I guess that's Wall Street's vote in and counted! Of course, Semel did a lot of good things in fixing up Yahoo! (it was a basket case when he got there) but when the benchmark is Google it was always going to be tough to go toe-to-toe with the top dogs in Mountain View.
Can Yang do a Jobs and revitalise Yahoo! once again? I wouldn't bet on it ...
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Sunset Cruise
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Motorsports Overload
Friday, June 15, 2007
I May Be Looking For Donations
As per the earlier post, we were having to fix our deck thanks to a termite infestation. Well today, as we feared, it looks like we've discovered other places in which they've taken up residence. So far, we're $3,000 in the hole for the deck work, plus up to another $3,000 to open up areas of the house just to investigate further. The termite guy, doubtless with some trace of "woo hoo - I've hit pay dirt" in his voice, reckons we may have to tent the place, depending on what they find. We will, of course, get a second opinion, but I have a feeling that whichever way this goes it's going to hurt....
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Public Transport User Interface
Earlier this week I had a breakfast meeting in San Francisco so decided to go green and take BART into the city. Mistake number one was parking at SFO instead of Millbrae. Still not sure how I ended up in the short-term car park at the International terminal but I think it had a lot to do with a 5:30 am start and a brain that was on therefore on autopilot. Anyway, all that aside, made it on time and so the next step was to buy a ticket.
Across all the public transportation systems I've used over the years - Tokyo's included - BART wins the prize as having the worst and most impenetrable ticket machines I have ever encountered. All I wanted to do was to buy a return ticket to the Embarcadero, not, apparently, a simple function that the machine supports. The routine went like this ...
- stick credit card into machine to start the process. Offered a bunch of ticket options that seemed to be squarely aimed at regular commuters (monthly tickets, tickets discounted for seniors, transfer tickets, etc.)
- randomly pick one of the above.
- figure out I now have to load some amount of money onto the card I chose. But how do you figure out the cost of the journey you want to take? Turns out, you read it off the piece of paper stuck, if your are lucky, to the side of the machine. $10.30 turns out the be the answer.
- ticket I picked has a minimum amount of $38 it turns out. Cancel; start-again.
- OK, back where I was with what looks to be a basic ticket but still one onto which you have to load some amount of money to cover your journey. But, you quickly discover, $1 is the smallest increment. (So why the hell do they price in dollars and cents??) OK. Pick $11.
- spend 5 minutes figuring out that the reason the transaction keeps failing is because said machine doesn't take American Express.
- dig out the only cash I have - a $20 bill - and try to get back to same place.
- after more failures, realise that the maximum change the machine will dispense is $4.50, meaning I have to load $16 onto the ticket for a journey that's supposed to cost $10.30.
- finally get a ticket I can use, plus $4 change ... delivered to me all in quarters. Clearly, this is an element in Gavin's scheme to support the SF homeless because the first guy I found panhandling after I got off the train got the lot so I wasn't stuck lugging around all this change in my pockets.
Thankfully, BART itself is a very good system with largely on-time trains and a reasonably convenient set of routes. However, quite how a tourist coming into SFO and wanting to get into the city is supposed to figure all this c&*p out after 11 hours on a 747 I have no idea, and quite frankly this is a disgrace for somewhere that's supposed to be a showcase for all that's great about technology.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Alien Invaders
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Drink? Thanks, I'll Have What He's Having
New York Times, front page centre, today.
"Cairo, June 11 - First came the breast-feeding fatwa: It declared that the Islamic restriction on unmarried men and women being together could be lifted at work if the woman breast-fed her male colleagues five times, to establish family ties."
Well that will come in handy the next time we run out of semi-skimmed in the office and I fancy a cuppa. Might have to revisit our hiring policies relating to acceptable breast size though if we are to ensure an adequate supply ....
(Probably good that I don't post any pictures to accompany this one.)
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Day 11: Denali to Fairbanks
Due to catch the train again around 4 pm this afternoon in order to head to Fairbanks where we can catch a plane back home. Yup, the trip is nearly over.
In the morning we took a trip in a jet boat down river to visit a small camp where some of the locals talk about their life here and show us how to pan for gold. Yeah, it was all a bit touristy but what the heck. I view it as supporting the local economy, and in any case I can always stand a trip in something with twin Ford marine engines that can travel at well over 30 mph across shallow rapids (most water it ever needs is 6 feet to get up on it's plane).
One guy who talked to us got by as a trapper in the winter. Seems he gets around $500 for an arctic wolf, $300 or so for a fox and somewhere between $100 and $200 for smaller animals like sable etc. His trap line was handed down to him (not clear from whom) and it seems that Alaska does, from his perspective, a very good job of wildlife management. So there you go.
After panning for gold – and finding the odd fleck or two (which everyone does because they buy-in tailings from old mines) – we headed back to the hotel to catch the train. Or not …
There was a fire on the track above DNP that closed the line, so all trains were cancelled therefore. Anyway, the hotel took charge and after a couple of hours they sorted out some buses to ferry us instead. Once we were on the road it seemed like we were finally on the home straight and good to go, until, that is, the bus broke down! After some messing around the driver managed to reach someone on the radio (nope, no cell coverage where we were) and call up the cavalry to supply a replacement bus. We finally got to the hotel around 11 pm or so, but hey it was still light so it didn’t feel quite so late!
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Anyway, that was about it. Flew back on day 12, getting home just in time for me to drop my bags, get a night's sleep and then straight away head off to Europe on a business trip.
We had a great time, and would heartily recommend the notion of small ship cruising around the Alaska coastline. Both my wife and I learned a lot from a photographic standpoint and I have to say the wildlife was spectacular and very, very co-operative!
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Technology, Productivity and the Dynamo
Interesting article in Slate magazine arguing that technology, by itself, doesn't do much to improve industrial efficiency. It's only when social or human change takes place in parallel do things really start to improve. And this doesn't happen quickly - by looking at the evolution of the dynamo and its impact on industrial efficiency early in the 20th century, Professor David (Stanford) found it took up to 5 decades for the full impact to be become apparant.
"David's research also suggests patience. New technology takes time to have a big economic impact. More importantly, businesses and society itself have to adapt before that will happen. Such change is always difficult and, perhaps mercifully, slower than the march of technology.
More recent research from MIT's Erik Brynjolfsson has shown that the history of the dynamo is repeating itself: Companies do not do well if they spend a lot of money on IT projects unless they also radically reorganize to take advantage of the technology. The rewards of success are huge, but the chance of failure is high. That may explain why big IT projects so often fail, and why companies nevertheless keep trying to introduce them."
Friday, June 8, 2007
The Complex From The Simple?
If nothing else, it justifies us all taking holiday snaps and posting them to Flickr!
(Browse round the TED site while you are there. Some fascinating talks on a whole range of topics from God to global warming.)
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Valley Rumours
1) Facebook to get bought for $2billion by Yahoo!
2) Netflix to get bought by Amazon
3) Cadence to fall to private equity (Blackstone or KKR)
Clearly, there are a lot of spare dollars sitting in either corporate coffers of in the hands of the private equity barons that have to find a home. Nice for those on the receiving end, but how much of this is being driven by something other than the rational logic of merging businesses, consolidating markets or whatever? You have to wonder if those on the executive teams in these companies all of a sudden took a new view of their businesses as being somewhat "maxed out", and are struggling to see how to keep up with the expectations Wall Street now has of them?
This peaking M&A/private equity activity could be another market bubble in the making, with all that this would imply about Dow and NASDAQ futures over the next 6 to 12 months. I hope not, but this is all starting to feel strangely familiar ....
Day 10: Denali National Park
There were around three rest stops that were available (the whole trip was about 8.5 hours all told) and as we drew up to the second one there was clearly something going on. We could see an excited huddle on the small viewing platform they'd built overlooking a river about 30 feet below. Turns out, a mother bear and her cub were on the ice right in front of the stop, completely ignoring the humans, staying intent instead on looking for food and enjoying the lovely sunny weather. Junior was frisky so we got some great shots of them playing together, with the mother bear taking time to teach her cub how to get ready for life in the Alaskan wild. ("If it moves, eat it.")
On the way back we got off the bus early and hiked a couple of miles down to a lake before heading back to the park visitor’s centre and via a shuttle back to the hotel.
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Day 9: Denali by Train
Definite upgrade from British Rail, not least because the food was better and it arrived on time despite the challenging terrain it crosses. I was very impressed by the time I got off, a confidence that was to be severely dented in a few days time …
The train wound its way through some interesting scenery and the viewing cars on the back afforded everyone a great view of what was going on outside.
We arrived at the Princess Lodge Hotel, situated close to the entrance to the park, and although it was clearly there to serve the needs of the large cruise lines (i.e. Princess Cruises, who own it) it was clean and comfortable, with food that was “OK” but not great.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Canon: 50 megapixel picture of the neighbour's cat anyone?
Canon just announced they have created a DSLR-sized (19mm by 28mm) 50 megapixel CMOS sensor. No stated intent to make this into a production item yet, nor have I seen any discussion of the noise performance something with this many photosites on a relatively small chunk of silicon might exhibit.
Clearly, what they mean to convey here is that anyone who thinks the pixel wars are over is sorely mistaken. Canon is keeping up the pressure on its rivals in a move that's akin to the old cold-war tactics: state a stretch goal and show enough forward progress to make it seem like this is a mainstream effort that will inevitably succeed.
Having said that, I want one, and I want it NOW, with lenses to match and a 10 fps burst shooting rate! Oh, and for around $1,000 please.
Day 8: Heading Back to Juneau
Since our flight wasn’t until early afternoon, we took a side trip to the Mendenhall Glacier. This was just a short bus ride out of town and was clearly a popular tourist destination judging by the number of visitors we saw walking there. Associated with this glacier is a large waterfall that sits alongside. This seemed to be flowing at full tilt as the heavy winter snows had clearly now begun to melt quickly. I was crouching down on some boulders taking pictures and noticed some kid up above throwing rocks. I didn’t think much of it until he threw one that was a) large, and b) struck about a foot behind me. The air turned blue as I emphatically explained why that wasn’t a smart thing to be doing …
Off to the airport to catch a flight to Anchorage. Everything went smoothly and we had a couple of hours in the town before dinner. We asked an Alaskan resident earlier in the trip what they thought about the place. Their response was “small town with big city problems” and that seemed to sum things up very well. Apart from a few shops and restaurants in the downtown area it didn’t seem that Anchorage had much to offer (though dinner at a local brew-pub, was very good, with us having some of the best calamari I’ve ever eaten.)
Monday, June 4, 2007
Depreciation blues - cars or computers?
By way of comparison, I tried to figure out how much a car with similar credentials might go down over that period. Seems to me a top Mercedes sports car might fit the bill - fast, well engineered and with a specific purpose in mind, but not something that will achieve a rebound in valuation because it's a classic like a Ferrari or a Lambo say.
The 560 SL, a 2 door roadster, cost approx. $61,000 list price in 1988 and on the used market I found one, in average nick, for about $10,000. Allowing for taxes and extras, let's say the original price was therefore $70k and you got $10k back for it 19 years on. All-in-all, a depreciation of around 86% then.
By that measure, the Cray should have been $700,000 which, with the caveat above about Google stock, I'm willing to bet it wasn't! A few k at most I'd guess.
Therefore, the overall conclusion has to be that I'm better off buying a new car than a new high-end computer. Excellent - just the answer I was looking for! Isn't maths a wonderful thing?
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Day 7: Glacier Bay
Up early again this morning to see the sun rise on the Margerie glacier. Success! The morning was clear – if very cold – and the rising sun did indeed hit the crests of the glacier, albeit an hour or so later than we were expecting. It’s an almost magical experience sitting alongside the glacier in the dawn light listening to it cracking and groaning as the whole huge mass of ice moves slowly towards the water. In the late 18th century, when Glacier Bay was first charted, the ice spread all the way to the entrance in Icy Straits, closing off the entire area at the head of the bay where we were moored. In effect, by getting this far up the channel we were enjoying the results of a couple of hundred years of global warming!
Mark used his experience of photographing here to guide the captain of the ship to place it in different locations to make take maximum advantage of the sunrise and various views of the glacier.
One area, the John Hopkins Inlet, past the Lamplugh glacier where we paused for a while, was closed off to prevent us encroaching on the breading ground of the Harbor Seals that were active at the time so although we got close (within 6 miles of the face pf the John Hopkins glacier) we didn’t go further up that particular inlet.
After a day of touring around the area watching the sea life amidst calving glaciers and remote coves we headed back towards the entrance to the Bay and the ranger station, dropping off the two native interpreters who talked to us about what their life was like growing up there and also the park ranger who accompanied the ship for the past 24 hours.
Friday, June 1, 2007
Day 6: Glacier Bay
Afternoon was spent ashore in Glacier Bay National Park hiking along the sea-shore. Found the carcass of a dead moose along with signs (read, “pooh”) of moose and bear having been around not long ago. Mark Kelley, the resident photographer on the trip, was kind enough to invite us along on this walk as he took a break from the ship himself. Mark has obviously photographed here extensively and it was great to spend an hour or two chatting with him about his experiences in Alaska and what it’s like to be a pro up here. (“Great” is the answer, if you can hack the climate.)
Another incredibly sunny day. We’ve been so lucky with the weather that at some point it will have to change. The locals claim last summer comprised three sunny days in total....